My Great Escape...

Because Reality is a Bitch

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theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

From our sister publication, ClickHole

The ironic thing about this article is that it’s satire that’s supposed to be making fun of Beyonce’s feminism by comparing her to a “great” feminist like S.B. Anthony, when actually, Beyonce /is/ a better feminist than S.B. Anthony. Like S.B. Anthony was a fucking racist puta who only care about white femininity and stepped on black men and women in order to achive ~suffrage~ like… lmao ??  Susan B. Anthony /IS/ A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

I won’t deny that Susan B. Anthony wasn’t the greatest and I’m not going to defend her in saying the next statement: What the fuck has Beyonce actually done to fight for women’s rights and freedoms except for act as a face for a needless movement and attempt to ban the word “bossy” because it’s “oppressive” to women? She’s another star capitalizing on the fame and success fans have given her, she just happens to be a woman. I don’t understand what makes her so much greater than Susan B. Anthony because she hasn’t actually done anything.

Remember Beyonce’s insanely sexist song “If I Were a Boy?”

Why the hell are people comparing Susan B Anthony to Beyonce? Susan B Anthony died in 1906, morons, over 100 YEARS AGO. Comparing the two would be ridiculously inaccurate. Standards for feminism back then, when women lacked suffrage and many basic rights, and now, where women are equal to men in about every way, are completely different. And Beyonce isn’t an angel, she’s proven herself to be insensitive. She used the soundtrack of the Challenger explosion for one of her songs.

I like Beyonce, but I think people need to be real with themselves and admit that they wouldn’t be gassing her up for all her feminist ‘achievements’ AT ALL if she was white. Because, as it’s been pointed out, she hasn’t said or done anything that hasn’t already been said or done before. And speaking of insensitive, how about when she sang with her husband on a track where he makes references to the domestic abuse of Tina Turner, but in a sexual manner?
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beyonceknowles/drunkinlove.html

In ‘97 I bite, I’m Ike, Turner, turn up
Baby no I don’t play, now eat the cake, Anna Mae
Said, “Eat the cake, Anna Mae!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DadlLq2yrBw
But you know, #BanBossy and all that…

~suffrage~…like women’s suffrage wasn’t a serious issue.  You people are so entitled and ungrateful and stupid when it comes to realizing that progress comes in stages and Susan B Anthony was a MAJOR aspect of that progress.  Hopefully calling Susan B Anthony a ‘bitch’ in spanish in the name of feminism constitutes some kind of feminist singularity and all of this insipid circle-jerk Orwell-neo-feminist rhetoric will just collapse into a black hole and go away.

Fringe tumblr in a nutshell: douches bags who deface every civil right person, from Beyonce to Susan. This post is a example of this. 
I wouldn’t be surprised if tumblr takes a dump on MLK. Oh wait, they have - someone here dislike MLK because he cheated on his wife. Does that dismiss everything he has done? 
This is why there is no leader in the modern civil rights movement.

sans-wich:

the-freakish-atlantic:

demisnowflake:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

artemuscainpotato:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

rniguelangel:

theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

From our sister publication, ClickHole

The ironic thing about this article is that it’s satire that’s supposed to be making fun of Beyonce’s feminism by comparing her to a “great” feminist like S.B. Anthony, when actually, Beyonce /is/ a better feminist than S.B. Anthony. Like S.B. Anthony was a fucking racist puta who only care about white femininity and stepped on black men and women in order to achive ~suffrage~ like… lmao ??  Susan B. Anthony /IS/ A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist

I won’t deny that Susan B. Anthony wasn’t the greatest and I’m not going to defend her in saying the next statement: What the fuck has Beyonce actually done to fight for women’s rights and freedoms except for act as a face for a needless movement and attempt to ban the word “bossy” because it’s “oppressive” to women? She’s another star capitalizing on the fame and success fans have given her, she just happens to be a woman. I don’t understand what makes her so much greater than Susan B. Anthony because she hasn’t actually done anything.

Remember Beyonce’s insanely sexist song “If I Were a Boy?”

Why the hell are people comparing Susan B Anthony to Beyonce? Susan B Anthony died in 1906, morons, over 100 YEARS AGO. Comparing the two would be ridiculously inaccurate. Standards for feminism back then, when women lacked suffrage and many basic rights, and now, where women are equal to men in about every way, are completely different. And Beyonce isn’t an angel, she’s proven herself to be insensitive. She used the soundtrack of the Challenger explosion for one of her songs.

I like Beyonce, but I think people need to be real with themselves and admit that they wouldn’t be gassing her up for all her feminist ‘achievements’ AT ALL if she was white. Because, as it’s been pointed out, she hasn’t said or done anything that hasn’t already been said or done before. And speaking of insensitive, how about when she sang with her husband on a track where he makes references to the domestic abuse of Tina Turner, but in a sexual manner?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beyonceknowles/drunkinlove.html

In ‘97 I bite, I’m Ike, Turner, turn up

Baby no I don’t play, now eat the cake, Anna Mae

Said, “Eat the cake, Anna Mae!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DadlLq2yrBw

But you know, #BanBossy and all that…

~suffrage~…like women’s suffrage wasn’t a serious issue.  You people are so entitled and ungrateful and stupid when it comes to realizing that progress comes in stages and Susan B Anthony was a MAJOR aspect of that progress.  Hopefully calling Susan B Anthony a ‘bitch’ in spanish in the name of feminism constitutes some kind of feminist singularity and all of this insipid circle-jerk Orwell-neo-feminist rhetoric will just collapse into a black hole and go away.

Fringe tumblr in a nutshell: douches bags who deface every civil right person, from Beyonce to Susan. This post is a example of this. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if tumblr takes a dump on MLK. Oh wait, they have - someone here dislike MLK because he cheated on his wife. Does that dismiss everything he has done? 

This is why there is no leader in the modern civil rights movement.

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jstrauts:

@donutsornonuts made a post that said: “We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.” And basically this happened:
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So here’s that prompt: Oliver has to pretend to be dead to lure out a bad guy. So while she [Felicity] is saying this, Oliver as the Arrow is actually in the coffin rolling his eyes at her.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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